We set out to buy a hat with a voucher
A fedora, a trilby or maybe a sloucher.
To do just that we went to a shop
To spend just that voucher and then to stop.
We were shown a hat that seemed to suit
It looked quite good and fitted to boot.
But then we were told to pay more dough
Than the amount that our voucher did quite clearly show.
We called the manager just to say
That this would embarrass those unable to pay.
The manager just laughed and said “That’s our whole point
To belittle poor people who can’t afford to shop in this joint”.