“Temperatures are higher.
The states are on fire.
But it’s in the normal range
There is no climate change.”

(That’s not a fact
He’ll have to retract.)

“It’s just a little fiction,
On me there’s no restriction.

To keep law and order
We need a wall on the border.
That, without a doubt,
Will keep the criminals out.”

(That’s not a fact
He’ll have to retract.)

“It’s just a little fiction,
On me there’s no restriction.

The Russians didn’t do it
There’s really nothing to it.
I already had it made
Without the Ruskies’ aid.”

(That’s not a fact
He’ll have to retract.)

“It’s just a little fiction,
On me there’s no restriction.

Nothing could be finer
Than blocking trade with China.
Then they’ll surely feel
They must accept our deal.”

(That’s not a fact
He’ll have to retract.)

 “It’s just a little fiction,
On me there’s no restriction.

Let them have their gun.
They’ll use it just for fun.
It’s not the guns that kill
But illegal migrants will.”

(That’s not a fact
He’ll have to retract.)

 “It’s just a little fiction,
On me there’s no restriction.

In Ukraine there was no deal
What they claim’s not real.
We just had a little chat
And there’s nothing wrong with that.”

(That’s not a fact
He’ll have to retract.)

“It’s just a little fiction,
On me there’s no restriction.

We’ll bring our soldiers home
And leave the East alone.
There will be fighting there
But Americans don’t care.”

(That’s not a fact
He’ll have to retract.)

“It’s just a little fiction,
On me there’s no restriction
Because I am the king
Of everything!”