If a bird in your hand is worth two in the bush
And you kill it with one stone
Does that count as two birds
Or just one alone?
If the cat went away and the mice didn’t play
Would the curiosity kill the cat?
If you can’t put your eggs in one basket
Or count them before they all hatch,
How many eggs would you break
If you wanted an omelette to make?
How many roads must a man walk down
If all roads lead to Rome?
If money is the root of all evil
but money doesn’t grow on trees
What sort of plant would an evil root
Finally grow to be?
Did the mother of invention
Kill the cat?
If you crossed your bridge before you came to it
Then burnt that bridge behind
Could you get back to the other side
If you changed your mind?